What you know about rap music? Lyrics: “Hello, can I take your order, sir? … Sir? Sir? Are you there? Sir, please!” To take on my order you’d need a fuckin’ army So start fillin’ those bags like they was my arteries I’ll have one of everything then I’ll have it twice Fuck Epic Meal Time, I live an Epic Meal Life I’m supersizin’ my fries ‘n it’s going to my thighs My stomach is much bigger than my mother fuckin’ eyes Be wise and surmise, I’m the size of Five Guys I ain’t Happy with my Meal til I eat the toy inside I’m the King of the Burger, I double stack Whoppers Have it my way or the highway, the not so secret shopper Food Apocalypse Now, I’m the Densest Hopper Eat like Kurtz til it hurts, I’m wide and conquer Wearin’ flab on my body like it was trendy My mom thinks my girlfriend’s name is Wendy I’m in her every night, ate ‘er Baconator too Fuck life in the fast lane, I live life in the drive-thru “Uh, okay… That was two of everything, supersized fries, a Baconator… What was that about Apocalypse Now?” I’m thinkin’ Arby’s, I’m stinkin’ Arby’s I put it in a blender, now I’m drinking Arby’s I’m round with no angles, third degree heartburn My pounds always dangle, water bottle’s a butter churn McGriddle me this: the egg or the chicken? Hell, I’ll Double Down so long as it is finger lickin’ If I breathe too much, I’m drippin’ with sweat I ate A&W, and then the whole alphabet I don’t get high, I get kidney stoned The Dairy King of White Castle – “you slurped the throne …
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